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pussymodsgalore Bottled pussy! Pussy stretching with a bottle. If using a glass bottle make sure it is not chipped or cracked and that it is strong enough, a broken bottle in your pussy would be memorable for all the wrong reasons!
poppersniff: blueboy1603: Hey popper bros. Got this adorable huff stuff today. Never tried “English” before. Since the weekend is just around the corner, I’m planning an extended popper sesh. Can hardly wait to crack the round bottle open and
train: Happy Wine Wednesday! For those of you who want to enjoy the aroma of wine without cracking open a new bottle, we found wine-scented candles made in re-purposed wine bottles. You can even try make your own with your empty Save Me, San Francisco
bearscumover: eternalpopperbate: eternalpopperbate: POPPERBATE & CUM - THE DECIBEL EDITION It’s the weekend fuckers. Crack a new bottle and popperbate! To all you popper cum fiends, it’s time to CUM FOR SATAN! Offer your popper load! Bate
icebladegooner2: eternalpopperbate: eternalpopperbate: POPPERBATE & CUM - THE DECIBEL EDITION It’s the weekend fuckers. Crack a new bottle and popperbate! To all you popper cum fiends, it’s time to CUM FOR SATAN! Offer your popper load! Bate
crack-a-bottle: Não julgue ninguém, mas não confie em todos. (Lady Gaga)
sansgod: i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
mikalopsia: Bottling stuff up works, right up until the bottle cracks.
lokipitch: Blunt the knives and bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates - Dwarven parties must be fun!:D(Just needed a reason to study Bofur’s and Fíli’s clothes.
poppersniff: ehguyz: mackaj: Cracked a new bottle tonight, intense doesn’t even begin to explain it…. I know the feeling! A New Bottle is one of the few true joys in life!! Ecstasy isn’t complicated!!
willcub: So, uhh, Matt might have unleashed the beast all over my face tonight. I guess this must be what a ship feels like when they crack a bottle of champagne over its prow.
disgustinganimals: cupcakelogic:>:3c What’s the fucking secret code to cats? I’ve been trying to crack them for ages and all I have are bottles of catnip and a cardboard fort filled with broken peace treaties.
visionaria: The ice cracks and settles around the beading bottle awaiting opening. Our moans and sighs drown out the subtle sounds in the otherwise quiet room. We’ll open it to quench our thirst after we’re done drinking each other. -Visionaria
adamusprime: No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it! I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal. I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build. I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke. I’m always in the air, but I
p-ants: Jo Ann’s carries some pretty awesome leather paint that is ideal for shoes!! It covered my black pumps in like 3 coats. This stuff is perfect. No cracks, it’s still shiny and you can mix colors! I think it runs about Ū.60 a bottle. Perfect
freystupid: gift idea for tonight / NO no NO it is not a d …o Crack open a brew with Ripley: Alien Xenomorph Head Metal Bottle Opener Coming in May!
frodoes: The Dwarves: Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates Me: THAT’S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES
fwips: Blunt the knives and bend the forksSmash the bottles and burn the corkschip the glasses and crack the platesthat’s what Bilbo Baggins hates~
sexycraisinthanos: deceptive-owls: wike-wabbits: Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925) Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do when crack
sexycraisinthanos: deceptive-owls: wike-wabbits: Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925) Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do when crack is
aarkenstone: Blunt the knives, bend the forks, Smash the bottles and burn the corks,Chip the glasses and crack the plates!That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth and tread the fat,Leave the bones on the bedroom mat,Pour the milk on the pantry
aarkenstone: Blunt the knives, bend the forks,Smash the bottles and burn the corks,Chip the glasses and crack the plates!That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth and tread the fat,Leave the bones on the bedroom mat,Pour the milk on the pantry
fangorn-f0rest: Blunt the knives, bend the forks,Smash the bottles and burn the corks,Chip the glasses and crack the plates!That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth and tread the fat,Leave the bones on the bedroom mat,Pour the milk on the pantry
Cheers everyone! Roomy and I are cracking open a bottle of 25 year old French Brandy that his boss gave him. ( it’s not bad ) 🥃
Just woke up and found this delicious bottle next time me from last night. About to go crack open some Guinness extra stout (;
Qui Fecit Mundum
caradelrey:do NOT even bother talking to me if youre not gonna crack a bottle over my head
daily-superheroes: Infinity Gauntlet bottle opener. When you need all the power in the universe to crack a beer.http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/
